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Stairway to heaven

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead were on their way to heaven.

God told them that the stairway to heaven was 1000 steps and that every 5th step he would tell them a joke, but, they could not laugh or else they could not enter heaven.

The brunette entered first and started laughing on the 65th step, so she couldn’t enter heaven.

The redhead entered next and started laughing on the 320th step, so she couldn’t enter heaven.

The blonde entered last and made it to the 999th step, and started laughing.

“Why are you laughing?”, asked God,” I haven’t told you a joke yet”.

“I know”, the blonde replied. “I just got the first one”.

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