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Dead dog

A man runs into a vet’s office carrying his dog, screaming for help. The vet rushes him to an examination room and has him put the dog down on an examination table. The vet examines the still,limp body and after a few moments, tells the man that regrettably, his dog is dead. The man was clearly agitated and not willing this, demands a second opinion.

The vet goes into a back office and comes back out with a cat and puts the cat down on the table next to the dog’s body. The cat sniffs the body, walks from head to tail, poking and sniffing the dog’s body and finally looks up at the vet and meows. The vet looks at the man and says, “I’m sorry, but the cat thinks your cat thinks your dog is dead too”.

The man still is not willing to accept this, so the vet brings out a black Labrador retriever. The lab walks the dog’s body from tail to head, finally looks at the vet and barks. “I’m sorry”, the vet says. “But the lab thinks that your dog is dead too.”

The man, finally resigned to the diagnosis, looks at the vet and says, “How much do I owe you?”. The vet answers, $650. $650 to tell me my dog is dead?”. exclaims the man.

“Well, I would have only charged you $50 for my initial diagnosis”, replies the vet. “But the other $600 is for the cat scan and the lab tests”.

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